LIAR LIAR LAFLEUR'S PANTS ON FIRE

AN ARREST WARRANT HAS BEEN ISSUED AGAINST HOCKEY LEGEND GUY LAFLEUR FOR NOT TELLING THE TRUTH UNDER OATH TO HIS SON MARK'S LIBERATION BOARD.LIAR LIAR.....
AS WITH ANY OTHER CASE SOME ARE ACCUSATORY AND OTHERS WILL DEFEND HIM NO MATTER WHAT.

IN BRIEF THE BIG FUSS IS OVER THE WAY THE JUDGE PROCEEDED IN THIS MATTER. INSTEAD OF ISSUING A SIMPLE SUMMONS TO APPEAR, HE ISSUED AN ARREST WARRANT.LAFLEUR'S LAWYER SIMPLY REPLIED THAT HE WOULD '' SURRENDER ''HIMSELF TO POLICE ON FRIDAY.(try that if you ever get arrested by warrant, ...ha ha )

A GREAT NUMBER OF PEOPLE (HIS FANS NO DOUBT)ARE UPSET WITH THE AVENUE THE JUDGE TOOK,
AFTER ALL LAFLEUR IS NOT A HARDENED CRIMINAL WHO NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED ON THE SPOT.THE FACT REMAINS THAT HE DID LIE BEFORE A JUDICIAL BOARD CLAIMING THAT HIS SON'S CURFEW
WAS RESPECTED WHEN IN FACT HE HAD DRIVEN HIM TO HOTELS A FEW TIMES TO SPEND A WEEKEND WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. HIS SON HAS 20 SOME ODD CHARGES AGAINST HIM INCLUDING RAPE OF A MINOR,AND ATTEMPTED MURDER.

THE MOST LUDICROUS COMMENT I HEARD, IS THAT'' TO A HOCKEY PLAYER ANY HOTEL IS HIS SECOND HOME SO TO LAFLEUR, HOTELS WERE LIKE HIS HOME.'' GIVE ME A BREAK.

LAFLEUR CLAIMS INNOCENCE, ''A FATHER WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SAVE HIS SON ''PEOPLE SAY, WHAT I SAY IS,,''IF LAFLEUR IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER, WHY WOULD HE TEACH HIS SON TO LIE ? '' AND IF A FATHER ''BY INSTINCT '' WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SAVE HIS SON, THEN HE CAN DO THE TIME IF ANY.

HOWEVER I SMELL A FISH IN THERE. BY TAKING SUCH DRASTIC MEASURES ( ARREST WARRANT) IS THE JUDGE NOT WASHING HIS HANDS OF IT ALL, AND MAKING SURE THERE WILL BE AN APPEAL AND LAFLEUR GETS AWAY WITH A SLAP ON THE WRIST ?