CÉLINE DION PORTRAIT

Montreal artist Arthur Antille created this portrait of Céline Dion to be part of his exhibition at the Drugstore Club on Ste-Catherine st.

Some may feel offended, others should find a bit of thruth in it, simply because anytime Céline is on tv (especially with Oprah) she is in tears,be it for some earthquake, or hurricane or whatever cause will help her launch a new album the following week or again a special show.

The painting is called '' CAUSE RECHERCHÉE, RAISON...LANCEMENT PROCHAIN'' which would freely translate as ''Wanted cause, reason....upcoming launching''

Here is the portrait, in case you are wondering , yes faucetts.

CÉLINE DION, UN PORTRAIT (SI ON VEUT)

CÉLINE DION CIBLE D'UN HUMOUR UN PEU SPÉCIAL

Je recevais récemment ce petit courriel qui m'a bien amusé.

Le peintre Arthur Antille s'est amusé à présenter Céline à sa façon le tout était intitulé

''CAUSE RECHERCHÉE, RAISON ? LANCEMENT PROCHAIN ''

Il est vrai que cette chère Céline pleure un peu trop souvent pour l'humanité et que par pure coincidence la semaine suivante elle lance un nouvel album. À vous d'apprécier.

LE MAIRE TREMBLAY PROMET DE SE DÉPLACER PAR TRANSPORT PUBLIC

AU DIABLE LA LIMOUSINE POUR GÉRALD TREMBLAY, DORÉNAVANT IL JURE DE SE DÉPLACER PAR VOIE DE TRANSPORTS PUBLICS COMME TOUT AUTRE CITOYEN ET PAIERA DE SA POCHE POUR SE RENDRE AUTRAVAIL ''COMME TOUT AUTRE CITOYEN '' DONNER LE BON EXEMPLE EST DE SON PREMIER DEVOIR IL PRÉCISE. '' MES DÉPLACEMENTS NE SONT PAS PLUS IMPORTANTS QUE CEUX DE L'HOMME D'AFFAIRES NI DE LA NEURO- CHIRURGIENNE '' PRÉCISE-T-IL DEVANT UNE FOULE DE JOURNALISTES DANS UNE STATION DE MÉTRO. CERTAINS JOURS, AJOUTE-T-IL,
JE ME RENDRAI À MON TRAVAIL EN VÉLO ET LA FIN DE SEMAINE EN FAISANT MON JOGGING ET À CHAQUE FOIS QU'IL Y AURA UNE GRÈVE DU TRANSPORT.

DE PLUS , IL PROMET DE NE PAS TRAVERSER LES PONTS ET DE NE PAS DÉPENSER SES SOUS AILLEURS QUE DANS MONTRÉAL. IL NE FERA PLUS DE VOYAGES À L'ÉTRANGER POUR PROMOUVOIR MONTRÉAL IL LAISSERA LE SOIN DE CE FAIRE PAR LES HOMMES D'AFFAIRES DU PRIVÉ.

''LE VIEUX RÉVEILLE-TOI '' TU RêVES TOUT HAUT ENCORE, ET ÇA M'EMPECHE DE DORMIR.

''IL FAUT M'EXCUSER ''CHÉRIE'' AU MOINS CETTE FOIS CE NE SONT PAS MES RONFLEMENTS QUI TE DÉRANGENT.

UN GARS PEUT RêVER NON ?

TROUVEZ L'ERREUR

J'AI UNE EXCELLENTE IDÉE POUR VOUS ENRICHIR
C'EST POUR VOUS QUE JE LE FAIS

ALLEZ ACHETER DES BILLETS DE 6/49 OU DE SUPER 7 ENCORE MIEUX ALLEZ AU CASINO

OUI OUI, C'EST VOUS QUI DEVEZ Y ALLER.

SI VOUS GAGNEZ VOUS DEVEZ M'EN DONNER LA MOITIÉ

POURQUOI DIREZ-VOUS ? C'EST MOI QUI AI EU L'IDÉE

TROUVEZ L'ERREUR ET FAITES -MOI PART DE VOS COMMENTAIRES

HÉROUXVILLE '' THE QUÉBEC PULSE ''

THE FRENCH ARTICLE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF HÉROUXVILLE BEING A BUNCH OF VIGILANTES TAKING THE LAW INTO THEIR OWN HANDS, IT IS SIMPLY TO SAY THAT ''QUÉBÉCOIS '' HAVING GOTTEN RID OF THE CATHOLIC RELIGION SO TO SPEAK DO NOT WANT AN EVEN MORE ARCHAIC RELIGION CONTROLING THEIR LIVES.
ONCE MORE THEY HAVE PROVEN THAT FAR FROM BEING A BUNCH OF ''HICKS'' THEY CAN USE HUMOUR AND SARCASM AS A PLATFORM FOR DISCUSSION INSTEAD OF THE MACHINE GUN AS IT WOULD BE THE CASE IN SOME OTHER COUNTRIES.

SEX DREAMS. ARE'NT THEY GREAT ?

A bit frustrating and a bit embarassing when you see that person again especially if you have starched the sheets but there is a soothing peace to them regardless.
You fantasize about the girl next door or the guy next door , or the waitress that serves you coffee every morning or the mail room boy or even your niece or sister in law, who cares but to have a sex dream changes the whole dimension of your relationship with them.

Yes there is intrigue as to wether it would be the same as in your dream, but you are not responsible for that dream. For one thing , no involvement, not having to go through the nitty gritty of everyday living with that person which might sober you up if you had to.( or at least wake you up.)

Are you being unfaithful to your spouse or love interest ? I think not. It gives you I find, the possibility of having a sexual relationship with another person without actually risking alimony payments , losing the house and your pension fund. It is as if you were sleepwalking, no one can hold you accountable for that.

They are beneficial in a way because after you have been in a relationship for a good
while you stick to the relationship only because you feel you could no longer attract anyone. Going through those nights of talking about your youth and other crap like that seems too big a job.

As exciting as discovering another person can be, you can't imagine reliving that night you were so nervous you could'nt get it up.You kind of want to keep the flab hidden and a bit of the sagging which you or your wife put up with, because you have the same type of wear .

So sex dreams are good. They give you confidence and boost your self-image, also they keep you sane.

DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD WAKE-UP ONLY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ?

Ever get that feeling that if only you could wake-up in January ? Well many people do, so you are not the exception. For one thing you may not have planned ahead of time or all the preparations are more demanding for the amount of energy you can muster. But this is normal it is the end of the year and you are tired. Honestly you feel that the whole period is an imposition on you.

You will be spending your hard earned money to buy gifts for people you don't care about that much, or for new additions to the split-up family. You will be forced to attend parties or receptions you would rather not attend and would prefer just staying at home in bed or reading a good book.

Well yes some of it is an imposition, having to see the brother-in-law who is way better off than you are, the arrow throwing bitch of a sister- in-law. The reminders that you screwed up your life or failed grade 10 about 20 years ago , they will all be there again. New shoes for the kids will be at the top of the list so you are not accused of child neglect, new fashions for the wife for those office functions, hauling luggage and diapers and kids to your parent's place several hundreds of miles away in the middle of the night and sleeping on uncomfortable sofas for a few nights with no sex and you are on vacation.

It's all there and you know what ? it will be the same next year. You wish you could all make it
just go away but you can't. You do it for the kids, you do it for your parents, for your office colleagues you do it for your spouse, and that is the spirit of Christmas. Giving a bit of yourself
to everbody. There is a consolation however, OTHERS ARE DOING THE SAME FOR YOU.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ANYWAY.

DONC POUR HITLER C'EST BIENTOT LA SAINTETÉ

SELON LE RABIN AHARON COHEN LORS DE CETTE CONFÉRENCE
''REVUE DE L'HOLOCAUSTE'' HITLER FAISAIT L'OEUVRE DE
DIEU EN PUNISSANT CES ZIONISTES QUI N'AVAIENT QUE POUR SEUL BUT S'EMPARER D'UNE TERRE...ISRAEL.

ON AURAIT MENTI SUR LE NOMBRE DE PERSÉCUTÉS ETC...

COMMENT MONSIEUR HITLER OSEZ-VOUS DESCENDRE DANS L'HISTOIRE
COMME AYANT ÉTÉ LE PIRE AUTEUR D'UN GÉNOCIDE ALORS QUE VOUS NE FAISIEZ QU'ACCOMPLIR LE TRAVAIL QUE VOUS AVAIT IMPOSÉ DIEU.


JE POSSÈDE PLUS DE 70 LIVRES QUI PARLENT DES ATROCITÉS DONT VOUS SERIEZ LE SEUL RESPONSABLE ET TOUJOURS JE ME DEMANDAIS COMMENT PAREIL ANIMAL AVAIT PU EXISTER ALORS QUE MAINTENANT JE ME DEMANDE COMMENT VOUS AVEZ PU VOUS APROPRIER CE TITRE D'ANTÉCHRIST ALORS QUE CE RABIN VIENT MAINTENANT VOUS DÉCRIRE COMME UNE MAUVIETTE. JE COMPRENDS MIEUX MAINTENANT POURQUOI PIE XII NE S'EST JAMAIS PRONONCÉ NI POURQUOI IL N'EST JAMAIS INTERVENU ET POURQUOI LES JUIFS NE SE SONT JAMAIS DÉFENDUS.
MUSSOLINI PROTÉGEAIT L'IMMENSE FORTUNE DU VATICAN.

IL EST NORMAL QUE LES AMÉRICAINS APPUIENT ISRAEL, L'ARGENT FOURNI PAR LA JUIVERIE AUX CAMPAGNES ELECTORALES DIT TOUT
NOTRE PREMIER MINISTRE CANADIEN STEPHEN HARPER VIENT À LA DÉFENSE D'ISRAEL (MORE MONEY FOR THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY )
SI LA TERRE PROMISE EST ISRAEL DANS SON ÉTAT ACTUEL, JE PRÉFÈRE DE BEAUCOUP ME RETROUVER CHEZ LE DIABLE. LA PAIX, LA PAIX COMME AVANT ENTRE JUIFS ET MUSULMANS AVANT CETTE ''ZIONISTERIE ''

''LE PEUPLE EST UN ÉTERNEL MINEUR '' GUSTAVE FLAUBERT, CORRESPONDANCE.

HITLER YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO SAINTHOOD

DO YOU REALIZE THAT THEY WILL MAKE YOU LESS OF AN EVIL MAN
THAN YOU WERE MADE OUT TO BE ? AND BY THE SAME PEOPLE YOU
SO FLAGRANTLY CALLED SCUM OF THE EARTH. YOU'VE SURE GOT ONE ONE
MICHAEL RICHARDS USING THE ''N'' WORD AND HE IS FINISHED.

FOR A RABY TO STAND UP AND SAY THAT YOU WERE DOING
GOD'S JOB BY PUNISHING THOSE ZIONISTS AT THAT TEHERAN
CONFERENCE ''REVIEW OF THE HAULOCOST. IS FAR WORSE THAN
USING THE ''N''WORD.

I MUST HAVE OVER 70 BOOKS ON YOUR DOINGS BUT NOW YOU ARE
BECOMING A F......... WHIMP ACCORDING TO RABBI AHARON COHEN.
NOT THAT I THOUGHT OF YOU AS A HERO, BUT HAD TROUBLE CONVINCING
MYSELF THAT SUCH AN EVIL MAN COULD HAVE LIVED.MIND YOU I DID TAKE INTO SONSIDERATION THE FACT THAT THROUGH THAT EVIL OR RATHER BECAUSE OF THIS EVIL YOU HELPED HUMANITY FIND MEANS OF CREATING TOOLS TO ELIMINATE IT. NOW THIS GUY SAYS THAT THE NUMBERS WERE GREATLY EXAGERATED YOU LYING DOG YOU
GOING DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORSE GENOCIDAL PERPETRATOR.

NO WONDER PIUS THE XII DID'NT GET INVOLVED, HE KNEW THAT YOU WOULD BE MADE A SAINT BY MASOCHISTICS AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT MUSSOLINI ONLY WANTED TO PREVENT THE THEFT OF ARTWORK FROM THE VATICAN AND OTHER RICHESSES .

IF JEWS AND MUSLIMS GET ALONG FINE LIKE THEY USED TO IN PALESTINE
I AM ALL FOR THAT. BUT MONEY TALKS AND THE AMERICAN POLITICIANS GET BIG CAMPAIGN MONEY FROM JEWRY AND SO DOES OUR CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER'S PARTY SO THEY STAND IN THEIR DEFENCE, THE
ZIONISTS THAT IS.

IF ISRAEL IS THE PROMISSED LAND, WELL AS IT STANDS I WOULD RATHER
BE IN HELL. NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DID NOT DEFEND THEMSELVES.

MÉNAGE À TROIS

A MAN'S GOTTADO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTADO TO STAY IN OFFICE
'' Les princes dans tous les conseils doivent avoir pour
première vue d'examiner ce qui peut leur donner ou
leur oter l'applaudissement du public ''
(Louis x1v , Instructions au dauphin )

photo Monaeric le cornichon vert.qc.ca

SO, OUR LECTURE TODAY DEALS WITH ANOREXIC DOGS, ONE EXAMPLE IS IN IT'S REPRESENTATION OF SPEED SUCH AS IN THIS FAMOUS BUS LINE'S LOGO

HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET IN THERE ???? WE WERE TALKING ANOREXIC DOGS

OH WELL


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''MOUÉ CH'TE DIS QUE C'EST L'ARGENT
PIS LES ETHNIES ''

'' MOI JE TE DIS QUE NON, C'EST L'ARGENT
ET LES HÉTÉROS ''

'' I DON'T GET BOSSED AROUND BY BUSH ''

'' CE N'EST PAS BUSH QUI ME DICTE MA CONDUITE ''

DOES ANYONE HAVE A BETTER PICTURE
OF TORI SPELLING ?

BOISCLAIR WHERE'S YOUR HEAD ?

New P.Q. leader André Boisclair has done it
again with his spoof on Brokeback Mountain.
To me it would seem that Boisclair is suffering
from a GOD COMPLEX .He will be forgiven for
everything, He is above us all.
He admitted to being gay that's O.K.
He admitted to having used COCAINE
which by the way he played on knowing that the
crown prosecutor would not press charges against
him, because the prosecutor is a liberal and again
Charest would have been accused of being a traitor
to his ''NATION''. If charges are ever pressed and he
ends up with a criminal record he surely will not be
able to cross the U.S. border to negotiate on our
behalf if ever he becomes P.M. People will not
always forgive him his booboos.
PICTURE THIS: HE AGREED TO DO IT WITHOUT HAVING
TAKEN UNDER ADVISEMENT THE SCRIPT DOES THAT
MEAN HE WOULD SIGN ANY AGREEMENT ON OUR
BEHALF WITHOUT HAVING READ THE CONDITIONS ?

What do you tell your kids when they say to you
'' The P.M. takes coke so can I '' ?

I HAVE TO PHONE MY WIFE SHE SAYS THAT
WE NEVER TALK AFTER SEX

JE DOIS TÉLÉPHONER MON ÉPOUSE ELLE
DIT QUE NOUS NE PARLONS PLUS APRÈS LE SEXE

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